Shaadi - Nobody Said Anything About a Wedding!

So, I was invited to spend the weekend in the country, in a village outside Delhi, with Brahm Datt's family. A great way to experience real India on a rural farm! I come to find out an hour before we leave that I'm going to a wedding in the village tonight and apparently I'm the guest of honor. They've got a sari ready for me to wear and everything - good thing saris are one-size-fits-all. Did I mention that nobody speaks English there? This should be interesting...